TwiLite A Parody
Okej, visst den är rolig i vissa delar, men jag vet inte om jag skulle klara av att läsa hela boken om Stella Crow och Edwierd Sullen som bor i Sporks.
"The first time Stella sees Edweird Sullen:
I continued to scan the Sullens' table for another available stud and quickly found one who was nearly as hot as Casper. Again I queried Maria, this time about the youngest Sullen boy, trying to hide my newly-formed schoolgirl crush on him.
"The boy over there, with the perfect face, nose, eyes, and lips...and chiseled chin, broad shoulders, strapping chest and tree trunk arms...and that V-shaped torso, thin waist and muscular legs like that of an Olympic cyclist. And perfectly manicured finger and toenails. Who is he, and what's his story?"
"Oh, that's Edweird," she said, rolling her eyes as if they were the seven and ten pins teetering and deciding whether to fall down or not. "He's dreamy. But he doesn't date. Apparently, even the best looking girls in the school are not good enough for him. Rumor has it that he's only interested in five foot four, average looking dark haired girls who only recently moved to Sporks from a hot climate state beginning with the letter "A." Go find someone who fits that description!" Maria dejectedly shook her head, the contents of her shot glass riding up and spilling over the sides. She leaned down close to the table, shot out her pink tongue and lapped up the droplets.
I now turned my full attention to Edweird. Edweird looked as though he was transplanted to Sporks from the pages of Greek mythology. He was tall, with long, lean muscles, perfect angular features, and boyish good looks - remarkably like the boy who played Cedric Diggory in the Harry Potter movies, but with spiky hair. That's all I'm going to tell you about Edweird now, but don't you worry: I'll be describing his perfection from this point on every chance I get in four - count ‘em, four - amazingly long (and expensive) books."
Snart blir det att bege sig ner på stan och boka klipptid.
Och sen ska vi åka och handla, och jag måste in på Skinngubben och kolla skor till avslutningen.
Ska också kolla med mamma om hon kan färga mitt hår idag, har världens utväxt som måste fixas till.
Och ikväll blir det att kolla på Twilight (:
