En av dom stördaste filmerna jag sett på länge.
Jag har inte skrattat så mycket till en parodi sen jag vet inte när.
Se den, ni som inte gjort det. Eller ni som inte planerat på att se den.

Edward: Now is the era of vampires. It's super trendy.

Becca: Your skin is pale white. You dress fashionably, and you obtain from sex. I know what you are. 
Edward: Say it. Out loud. Say it. 
Becca: A Jonas Brother. 
Edward: That's right... Wait, what? No, I'm a vampire. Duh. 
Becca: That was my next guess. 

Edward: [after kissing Becca] That was awesome!  I've never gone to first base before.

Edward: [to his family] Every time I bring a girl home, you try to eat her. It's not fair!

Edward: Promise you won't do anything reckless.
Becca: Okay. I promise I won't date Chris Brown.