"When did you become Peter Pan?"
- Stefan to Damon, page 108

M for Mortal, A for Annoying, T for Thing. And there you had it. The pity was that it applied to all of them and yet not all of them were called MAT. Oh, damn, was there supposed to be another T at the end? Mortal, Annoying, Troublesome Thing? Annoying Terrible Thing?
- Damon about Matt, page 113

Still, as long as Stefan thought he was a mouse, he was a mouse. End of discussion.
- Damon about Stefan, page 113

Vampires associated baths with virgins' blood, but only the really crazy ones tried it.
- page 116

It was just like feeding a baby bird, he thought, tremendously pleased with his memory, his ingenuity, and - well, just himself.
He smiled at nothing in particular.
- Damon, page 112

Matt spoke slowly, probably meaning to convey menace, but sounding, Damon thought, as if he thought that Damon was mentally impaired.
Mortally Unable To Talk, Damon mused. But that made...
"Mutt," he said aloud, shaking his head slightly.
- page 123-124

Damon started to release Bonnie, figuring that dropping her into the bloodstrained water would be the proper precursor to walking out of this dump, but... But. She was his baby bird.
- Damon about Bonnie, page 124

Meredith was, Damon thought, a very scary person. At least she took the time, which Mutt had not, to look over the trampled clothes on the bathroom floor.
- page 124-125

"You and Elena and... Mutt can finish-"
"His name is Matt, Damon. It's not hard to remember."
- Damon&Stefan, page 128